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Sweeping the Oscars
Viewpoint: Turbulence

A chance exchange of comments between Scourge and Turbulence on an out-of-character (OOC) chat channel turns into a side-splitting series of puns. To understand some of them, you need to understand many of the jokes made about Scourge and the Sweeps, who appear to have metallic beards and have crimson claws that many fingernail and nail polish jokes arise from.


<O-Decepticon> Scourge is back.

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence bows to the Beard.

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "and he's bad.... Scourge is throwing out the garbage and taking out the trash"

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "if you don't you get no spending cash"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge bwahahahas!!

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "Bad MotoBeardo!! Coming direct to video soon!!!"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Hey ES"

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch says, "g'day"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Field of Beards :>"

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "its a spanish film right?"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Move over Arny, this guy wears pink nail polish"

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "if you build it he will be weard"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "The Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Razorwing says, "Ouch Nae just completely ignored me sniffle."

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "The Beardfather :>"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave ooohhs.. "Snubbed by Nae.. What a way to go.

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "if your not part of the sweeps your nothin"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge puts cotton balls in his cheeks, and gives Turb a big kiss on the forehead, while babbling incoherently.

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence snickers. "Romancing the Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "I did?"

<O-Decepticon> Razorwing says, "Sweep feh, I'll make Spoiler a Sweep again mwahhwhahwha."

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "the princess beard"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence hahahaha

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Beard Stiff"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "Evil Nails 2: Pink by Dawn!"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron facepalms.

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Beard Fiction :>"

<O-Decepticon> Outsider puts on a tie on beard and a jacket while flapping it runs around the room

<O-Decepticon> Dirge says, "Beard on a Wire"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "Men in Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Reflector says, "Hey! Someone like Evil Dead 2 here??!?!? KICK

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "The Nail Files :>"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence runs

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "midevil ded?"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae giggles.

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "We live ED2 here Flec :D"

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "dead"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "The pinky nails Picture Show"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "The ED trilogy is my fave, Flec. :)"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Talk to Frenzy, he's the biggest Evil Dead person you'll ever meet. :D"

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch just groans.

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Beardman Forever"

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "star beards"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge has Frenzy beat, Galvy. :)

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Starbeard Troopers"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "The Beard Brothers"

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "the next Beradman and goatee"

<O-Decepticon> Dirge says, "For the Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Duck Nails"

<O-Decepticon> Reflector says, "I dunno... i got 3 or 4 copies of the original, an original poster, etc."

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "the beard brothers 2000"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Beardy Madison"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Beardy and Bunny-Head Do Cybertron"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Beard and Bearder"

<O-Decepticon> Dirge says, "Nails From the Crypt (said it first :)."

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "LEave It to BEardy."

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence hahaha

<O-Decepticon> Razorwing says, "yes Nae, I nodded and said Greetings commander and you ran out the door :)."

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "Oh. oops."

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae looks sheepish. was yelling and being a pain elsemush

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Beards for the Memories"

<O-Decepticon> Razorwing says, "No problem Nae. :)."

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Beard Trek"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Spacebeards"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "3 Sweeps and a Baby"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Jurrasic Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae gags

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "A Sweep and his Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Beard : Impossible"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron LOL@RAV!

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Night of the Living Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Dirge laughs.

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "beardcano?"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Golderbeard"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Forrest Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Tora! Tora! Beard!"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae just.. shakes her head

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Deep Beard :D"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "or should i say :O"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron DUCKS! :D

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Men In Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "lotf lmao"

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch is with Arachnae :)

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "B.E.A.R.D. Confidential"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Nails of Mercy"

<O-Decepticon> Divebomb says, "Scourgey and the Sweeps. They're Scourgey and the Sweeps, yes Scourgey and the Sweeps. They aren't brooms, but they sure give me the creeps..."

<O-Decepticon> Dirge says, "Nails in my Feet"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Beardzilla"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "He-Beard :>"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Confession of a Transvestite Decepticon"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae blinks.. oh lord.. This is a record topic no*MOOFS!*

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "there pinky and the beard...there pinky and the beard"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Lost in Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge liked the Deep Beard... "Yooouuurrr beeaaarrrd.... deeeepperr thaaan moosstt... yooourrr beeaarrdd!!"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Leviabeard"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Independence Beard."

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Lost!.... In!... Beard!..."

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Beard's World"

<O-Decepticon> Dirge says, "Beard on a Hot Tin Roof"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "A Few Good Beards :>"

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "danger weard beard danger"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Raiders ofthe Lost Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "As Beard As It Gets"

<O-Decepticon> Reflector says, "off"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "The Hunt For Pink Nails"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Air Force Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch says, "The Beardfast Club?"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Indiana Beard and the Temple of Shaving Cream :>"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "The Texas Beard Massacre"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "12 Sweeps"

<O-Decepticon> Dirge says, "The Empire Strikes Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Don't Tell Mom The Beard's Dead"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "Bun and Beard... "I am Cyc "Theodore" Lonus!!" "And I am Scourge S. Pinknails, esq!!" "And together we are.... Wyld UniSpawn!!""

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Bordello of Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Beard Trek, the search for Scourge"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae thinks y'all need help.

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Beard Night"

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch says, "I couldn't resist! Why?!?"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Beardy nights :D"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "The Razor's Edge :>"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Super Beardio Brothers"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Nails and Punishment"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae kicks BRENT!

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Whoever started this...."

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Hee!"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence raises a guilty hand.

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave will have a conversation via page with. ;p

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Jumping Jack Scourge"

<O-Decepticon> Dirge says, "Titanic Beard (ooh, stretching it)"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae eyes Brent..

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch says, "yep, you be at the bottom o fthe barrel."

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Beard Rogers"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Sex, Lies, and Nailpolish"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Beard Lee in Enter the Beard, Beard Connection, Sweeps of fury, Return of the Unibabies, and in a crappy movie after a battle Game of Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence ROTFL at Shox

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "South Polish :>"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave said he'd do it via page. ;p

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae moofs!

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Trypticon 90210"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "G.I. Beard :>"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Galvy's Creek"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Beardwatch"

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "transformbeards"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron LOL@RAV!

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence bwahahaha at Rav

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "ya like that? :)"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "SHOCKWAVES HOUSE OF PAIN! NOW QUIT IT!! AAARGH!"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "The Beard-files."

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron pictures Scourge in speedos running to save someone :D

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae mmmmmmmmmmm..mmmmm..mmmm.. eeeehe!

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence said The Nail Files earlier, Brent. :>

<O-Decepticon> Scourge LOL.

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae Mmm..mmmm.mmm..

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave eyes Brent and Turbulence and repeats earlier page, "YOU KILLED O-DECEPTICON! YOU BASTARDS!

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch thinks Arachnae's losing it. :)

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae cant.. typoppe

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Two Guys, a Beard, and a Pizza Parlor"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "All My Decepticons."

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Just Beard Me"

<O-Decepticon> Divebomb hmms, wondering why ES is using the present tense ;)

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch says, "see what you've done to her?"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae eeeeeeeh,mm.mmmmmmm.mmeeeee. hehehe..

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Cannon by Cannon"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "BotBusters?"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Beardbusters :>"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron LOL

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave looks at Arachnae and is reminded of "When Harry met Sally"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave thinks she's having a "Cafe" moment.

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Tooth and Nail"

<O-Decepticon> Dirge says, "Bearded Python's Flying Sweeps (oy)"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Terms of Enbeardment"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge bwahahahahahahas at Shox.

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "When Blinky met Naenae :D"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence LOL at Brent

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron LOL@BRENT!

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny waves again.

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave is going to start PUNishing people in a second...

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae mmmm.mm.. Eeeh! *tries to breathe*

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "The Fifth Beardment :>"

<O-Decepticon> Dark Vixen appears out of thin air behind Ravage and taps him on the shoulder, then is suprised when jumps five feet in the air. "What?"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron LOL

<O-Decepticon> Outsider screams "my kindies stop!"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny laughs as DCI rules the day.

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Or, The Bearded Element :>"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "It's a Beard, Beard, Beard World"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae just shakes her head.. Lord..

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Razorclaw, Krystal and the wardrobe"

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch chuckles at Fallout's division :)

<O-Decepticon> Dirge says, "Seven Years in Tibeard"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence logs this. :>

<O-Decepticon> Scourge is too.

<O-Decepticon> Outsider thinks "thats it I'm going over to the other side"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Wonderbeard"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Why and miss all the fun?"

<O-Decepticon> Brent stretches for one. "The Beardgitive."

<O-Decepticon> Dirge ruins it. :)

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae wants a log.

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Beard-Off"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Scourge the missing 8th dwarf?"

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "this is beyond fun this is insanaty!"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "BeardMan and Cycie?"

<O-Decepticon> Dirge says, "Apocalypse Nail"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "THe hunt for red Octo-beard"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence bwahahaha

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "Galvy and the Beardit"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Beard of the Jungle"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron LOL!

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "The Right Cannon?"

<O-Decepticon> Razorwing groans.

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron LOL!

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae Ahhs!

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Beauty and the Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch says, "we've lost Galvatron now :)"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge bwahahas!

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "damm someone beat me"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "The little merbeard"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "The Ten Cannonments?"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Beardico?"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "The Beard Cauldron"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge kills himself and Ravage for starting this!

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Beard-Hur"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence snickers at Skurgan.

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch says, "heh :)"

<O-Decepticon> Brent bahaha at Beard-Hur

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Scourgicus"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "The beardfather?"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "Beardlander"

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "been done"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Reruns of old Frenzies Island, I Love Galy, Leave It To Buzzy, TRoddy's Heroes, and for kids The Howdy-Rumble Show"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Sailor Scourge and the Sailor Sweeps"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Nailander III: The Drying"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Beardraiser"

<O-Decepticon> Dirge says, "B*E*A*R*D"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge LOL!

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Les Beardarables!"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "The bearded king"

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "is going to log off before something breaks"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Beardbreed?"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Nightmare on Nail Street III: Beard Warriors"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave struggles to type.. "Noo...More...

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "A Nightmare on Scourge's Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "Nightmare on Sweep Street"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Army of Weirdbeards?"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Night of the Living Sweeps?"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge LOL!

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae squeeks

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "its not the radio"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Bravebeard"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Beardheart :>"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge can't freaking breathe over here!

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron LOL@turb :D

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence has lots of people at his work looking at him strangely as he claws for air. :>

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Stripbeard, Showsweeps :D"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Shindler's Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "SpaceBeards?"

<O-Decepticon> Dirge says, "Life of Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "SHIDLERS BEARD? LOL!!!!!"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "The Usual Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Sweepman :Private Detective / Family Man"

<O-Decepticon> Reflector says, "A Clockwork Beard-age."

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "SweepNet."

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch says, "the fun part's going to be explaining it to them, Turbulance :)"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "The Quest for the Holy Nail :>"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae mmmmm.mmmmm Eeeh!

<O-Decepticon> Dirge says, "The Beard of Anne Frank"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "Quest for the Holy Nail"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge d'ohs.

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence *MINDMELD*

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Beaerd the movie"

<O-Decepticon> Outsider says, "ok thats it I'm gone untill we can start to take over cyber again"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Beard Fiction <cues "Misirlou>"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Urotsukisweepy: Legend of the Overbeard :D"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Reservoir Sweeps"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence ROTFL at Galv

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Reservoir Sweeps."

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Good Beard Hunting"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage grins

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "La Blue Sweep :D"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Beardstreed Blues?"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "The Silence of the Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Dirge laughs at La Blue Sweep.

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Blinky Muyo"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Beardlestar Galactica?"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "ShockStreet?"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae sniggers.

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Beverly Hills Beard :>"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Beard Runner"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "THe Running Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge LOL at BeardRunner!

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Dr Nae, Medicine Femme"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "The Bearded Professor"

<O-Decepticon> Fallout says, "Bearly Hills Ninja"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron LOL@Rav!

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Beardgate :>"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Due Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Beardrunner, the Barbers Cut?"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae shakes her head.

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "It's a Wonderful Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Ally McBeard."

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence bwahahahahahaha at Larc

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Cheers... uh with Con at the bar?"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "To Kill A Mockingbeard"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "To Kill a MockingSweep"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "DAMIIT!"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron LOL!

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Beardfeld?"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Haha :>"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "Y'all stop reading one anothers minds"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Scourge In The City"

<O-Decepticon> Reflector says, "umm, this is getting absurd... moreso than it began, of course."

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "The Maltese Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Family Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Divebomb says, "Singing in the Nails.."

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "DCI Law"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "Inthe still of the beard"

<O-Decepticon> Dark Vixen says, "Beardy, the Vampire Slayer"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence hahahahaha

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "The Brady Beards?"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron LOL!

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "My tape sons starring Soundwave"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Raging Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "The Beardmaster"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "don't get me started on the brady bunch theme Scourgified :D"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Ragin Beard? LOL"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "2005: A Beard Odyssey"

<O-Decepticon> Dirge says, "Goodbeardas"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Rollerbeards :>"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "A Beardwork Orange"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "The Unsweepables."

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "The Wizard of Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence snickers at Shox

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Excalibeard"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Das Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "A Nail of two Cities"

<O-Decepticon> Reflector says, "the Sweepy Horror Picture Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Razorwing says, "Scourge's Unibabies."

<O-Decepticon> Dirge LOL at Das Beard

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Dr. Sweepavo."

<O-Decepticon> Scourge chokes... :)

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "The Beard On The River Kwai"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "James Beard?"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "heh"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "GoldenBeard"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "For Your Beard Only"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "Pinkfinger"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron LOL!

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Sweeps Like Us"

<O-Decepticon> Divebomb says, "The Beard of Dr. Moreau."

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Sweeps West."

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Sweeps are forever"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "beardzilla"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "The Beard Monty"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Botbusters"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Dead Beard Walking"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Around the Beard in 80 Days"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "The Beardshank Redemption"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Dead Unibabies Society"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "beardbeard"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Back To The Spacebridge"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge LOL

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "When Scourgey met Uni."

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Fuiull Metal Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence bwahahahahahahahahaha at Brent

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Deliverbeard"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "The Full Galvy"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Cool Beard Luke"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Nail Mary"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron LOL

<O-Decepticon> Divebomb says, "(Galva)Tron?"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Hercubeard"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "The Hunt for Red Octobeard :>"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Beardrats"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Saturday Night Frenzy"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Phantasm 4: The Beard is back."

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "SLINGBEARD! LOL!"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Bearding Amy"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Sweeps."

<O-Decepticon> Reflector says, "Beards."

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "in memory of Clerks, Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Sweeprats"

<O-Decepticon> Reflector says, "lol Larceny... me too."

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "MallSweeps."

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Beardless in Polyhex :>"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron whaps Shox :D

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch says, "Chasing Nae?"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "leave me out of this? *small voice*"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Dirty Galvy"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Mo better Sweeps."

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Nails till beards?"

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch says, "sorry :)"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Il Beardino"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "White Sweeps can't Jump."

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Yellow Beardarine"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "The Good, the Beard, and the Ugly :>"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron LOL@SHOX!!!!!!!!!

<O-Decepticon> Reflector says, "Like Beards for Chocolate"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Mutainty on the Beardney?"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "I'm gonna git you Scourgey."

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Do the Right Sweep"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae cracks up

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Beardinator 2: Judgement Day"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge LOL!

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Sweep Brew"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Beard Street 2: Electric Boogaloo"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Scourgey Does Dallas (?)"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "I know what you shaved last summer"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Die Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Deep Beard?"

<O-Decepticon> Dark Vixen says, "Beardbrothers"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron did Deep Beard already :D

<O-Decepticon> Reflector says, "Purple Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge holds his tongue at Galvs. ;)

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Beard Wars, Beard WArs II the Sweeps strike back, Beard wars III, Return of the AUtobots..."

<O-Decepticon> Vertigo shoots the CoC. Blam blam, hahahahahahah~!

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Dead Beards Society"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Fist oft he North Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "The Beard Who Could Fly :>"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Berads in Black"

<O-Decepticon> Reflector says, "or Bearded Rain, of course"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Beardday the 13: Part 8 - Scourgey takes Iacon."

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Naked Cannon"

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch says, "be afraid, Vertigo. Be very afraid."

<O-Decepticon> Scourge Bwahahahas!

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "12 Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Razorwing says, "beardwars , beardwars2 in japan only."

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Rainsweep"

<O-Decepticon> Divebomb says, "Good Beard Hunting."

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "Run vvertigo. run"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "The Man In the Iron Beard :>"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence RUNS

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Beard and Beardibility"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Willy Wonka and the Sweep Factory"

<O-Decepticon> Fallout says, "Beauty and the Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "A Beards Christmas in Wales?"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "It's a wonderful beard?"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "LOL@beard and beardibility :D"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Beardvis and Beardhead take on America?"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "The Remains Of The Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Dark Vixen says, "Beardependence Day"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Romancing the Beard :>"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "The Jerky Tapes"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "Soapdish Troopers"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "4 Sweeps and a Funeral?"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha"

<O-Decepticon> Fallout says, "The Beard Strikes Back"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence FOTFL at Soapdish Troopers

<O-Decepticon> Fallout says, "Return of the Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Beard Man"

<O-Decepticon> Reflector says, "Grumpy Old Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Once upon a Beard?"

<O-Decepticon> Razorwing says, "The little Arachnae"I wanna be like the Sweeps are, keep trying but they won;t let me, out where the walk out where they run out where they get galvyconnoned, justw anna be part of their world.""

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "SweeTrap?"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Fried Green Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "The Jewel of the Nail :>"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Sweeptrap even."

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae aroos at rwing

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Fried Green Beards! LOL!"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Interview With The Sweep"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae sniggers.

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Grosse Pointe Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Indiana Scourge's Last crusade?"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "The Last Sweep?"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "The Wedding Sweep"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "beardamania"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Beardsport"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Animal Sweep."

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Beardzilla: Nails Do Matter"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Dial M for Beard"

<O-Decepticon> Scourge says, "Howard Scourge's Privat Sweeps"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "bwhahahahaha!"

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch says, "learns the hard way not to eat potato chips while listening to this :)"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Gettysbeard"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence haha

<O-Decepticon> Reflector says, "Do you guys think that we could cut down on this a little? its fun and all, but its a little much... the screens all full!!!!"

<O-Decepticon> Brent says, "Rosencrntz and Guildenstern Are Beards"

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Honey i shrank the cons..."

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "MacSweep?"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "Cyclet"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "MacBeard :>"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "The Pink Ravage?"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "The Taming ofthe Sweep"

<O-Decepticon> Galvatron says, "As you beard it."

<O-Decepticon> Grand Larceny says, "Ok, let's get the BEARD channel going..."

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "Beard Rider"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave says, "Beard Daze."

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "Bearded and confused"

<O-Decepticon> Shockwave thinks this is one for the WebPage...

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence says, "As Beard As It Gets"

<O-Decepticon> Ravage says, "Big Trouble In Little Trypticon"

<O-Decepticon> Earthscorch says, "heh :)"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "are we done yet?"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "can I breath?"

<O-Decepticon> Arachnae says, "pLease?"

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence thinks we're *choke* done. :)

<O-Decepticon> Brent is all bearded out hisself

<O-Decepticon> Turbulence closes his log.

<O-Decepticon> Scourge looks around, and breathes.

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