The sad thing is, I remember the /original/ version of this adlet.

Edit: I just finished reading the page that link came from. It is all of it worth reading, but it gets funnier as it goes down the list. I was particularly amused by the entry on Ann Coulter, possibly one of the most odious human beings I've ever heard open her mouth:

I’ve come up with two possible explanations for the existence of Ann Coulter. Either she’s the insane, alternate-reality version of Eddie Izzard, from a universe where biting, clever stand-up is replaced with blood-red anger, or she is Vultron, the shrewish, mentally unbalanced version of Voltron constructed of five bitterly angry gnomes, all of whom, for some unknown reason, have shaggy pageboy haircuts.

This has actually been a light year for Coulter, having eschewed her normal battery of mind-warping television and newspaper interviews, and instead sticking to writing an apologia for McCarthyism, as well as her smattering of columns blaming Democrats for her bunions. What she lacked in quantity, she more than made up for in…being evil. Treason (which, by the way, was handily outsold by Hillary Clinton’s Living History) was a redaction of history that managed to blame liberals for everything since 1945, from Communism to terrorism to not letting one of the greatest threats to the Constitution in American history do his great work – Joseph McCarthy.